.Summer.

I just love summer! I'm so excited! I get to sleep in, no homework, I don't have to put makeup on everyday, and I can just chill outside. There is a downside. I have to, I mean, get to swath, rake, and milk cows. I probably get to help clean the house too! I just can't wait for that. I just love cleaning. Madelyn, Androo, and Maclain are all working at the airport, so I don't really have to worry about them. I can stay up late, well later then my usual bedtime which is nine. I don't have time to play with Koda during school, so I bet she's real excited for summer. :) I love it!!!!

.A perfect man.

These are some qualities I would want in a perfect man.

Appearance

• Brown, curly hair
• Dark blue eyes
• Not nasty ripped, but some muscle definition :)
  
• Tan but not really dark.
• Some facial hair on his jawline

Personality

• Sense of humor but can be serious
• Smart
• Doesn't think women are suppose to be in the house all the time
• Doesn't get mad all the time
• Non-jealous

I guess that's a very specific but small list. I'm sure it will change when I meet the right guy, but for now......... :)

.Kason.

This is the name of my crazy, cute, little cousin. I went to my Uncle's house for a BBQ and Ryan brought his son, Kason. At first, he was just a cute little angel. Then he wanted me to push him around on his bike. We were on the grass and he couldn't pedal. There's a small hill at my Uncle's and that's where I had to push him. So, maybe the hill wasn't that small. I pushed him up and down that hill at least twenty times. Then, he wanted to play super heroes. I was the bad guy and had to run away from him. I was so tired! He's a fast bugger. Then I was turned into a good guy. I had to run with him now. Oh, that was just so fun. Everyone was done eating, so we went inside to watch a basketball game. I thought Kason would crash. Oh boy was I wrong. He started to pretend to be a puppy, and thought it'd be cool to try and give me puppy kisses. I could barely hold him back, so I told him to get Madee. She didn't want to hurt him, so she got tons of little puppy kisses. After that, he spilled a lot of popcorn and wouldn't stop bugging me about getting him some pop. Even though it was crazy the whole time, I think he is the cutest little boy ever!!

.Things I wonder about.

Who came up with milking a cow?
How and why did someone think of putting a blade on their shoe, and riding around on it over a frozen body of water?
Why do girls shave their legs?
Pig Latin.... Need I say more?
Who was bored out of their mind and decided to play a game with string?
Why is it called getting in a pickle in softball?
Who thought it'd be fun to jump off a 100 foot cliff, and land in some water?
Who thought of popping a zit?
Quick changing? (look it up on youtube) ;)
Why do people eat pig snouts?

.Little kid games.

There are so many dumb games I would play as a little girl. One of them was dogs. I bet everyone has played this game. Madelyn was the owner and Matthew, Luke, and I were the dogs. My name was usually Dolly, off of Beethoven. I can't remember the boy's. We would use Cocoa Puffs for our dog food. That's about it. We would just act like dogs and eat. Fun huh? When I would try to play with Allyson, she would always say my name was Rover. I didn't want the name Rover, so I would end up not playing.
Another game I would play is Spies. Matthew and I would go out on the hay bales, with a backpack of fake knives and other random stuff, and pretend to be spies. It was really fun. We would pretend to fight people and jump off the hay bales. I loved it so much! I've always wanted to be a real spy. But pretending is probably just as fun.

.This One Girl.

Kameko Lewinsky~ Wouldn't this be the coolest name ever? Okay so maybe not. I was going to write Kameron Lewiston but I looked on spell check and Kameko Lewinsky was the other name. Kameko is from Chinese descent. Her mom's parents were both Chinese, so I guess I just could have said her mom was Chinese. Anyway, they immigrated to the United states when Kami was born. Kami is now her nickname because I don't want to spell Kameko anymore. Kami grew up in Vermont. She is an only child and loves it because she gets spoiled. Kami has long, flowing, ebony, hair. Her eyes are a beautiful shade of deep blue. Her eyes are almond shaped and she has long, thick eyelashes. Kami has full, red lips and dimples when she smiles. Her teeth are perfectly straight and amazingly white. She has tanned, unblemished skin and an hourglass figure. In other words, she's perfect.

.Music.

Have you ever really listened to the music in movies? I'm not talking about musicals. I'm talking about the background music. No movie is the same without the background music. Have you ever watched a scary movie on mute? Yeah, it's not the same at all! How about a really romantic scene? The first kiss maybe. If there's no music, there's no drama. I know that we don't have background music in our real lives, but no one is watching us like we watch people in movies. Music helps set the mood in the movie. How boring would the first credits be if we didn't have music? We would just have to sit there in the movie theater, waiting for something to happen. People would start coming ten minutes late to the movie just to skip the boring silence. Now since we have music, it is not that boring. We get to sit and listen to a wonderful song while the credits play. Music makes life a lot better!

.Favorite Actors.

This is just a small list of some of my favorite actors and actresses.

• Johnny Depp
• Jim Carrey
• Adam Sandler
• Orlando Bloom
• Brad Pitt
• Matt Damon
• Cameron Diaz
• Sandra Bullock
  
• Kiera Knightly
  
• Jennifer Aniston
  
• Angelina Jolie
• Katherine Heigl
  
• Anne Hathaway

.The Little Things.

I had a softball tournament on Friday and Saturday. When we went to Fiest, there was a man there. He had to be in about his late twenties i think. He would stand out on the road by the ball diamond. When we hit foul balls, he would try to catch them. One went right to him. He missed. Coach Jenny went to get it. He handed the ball to her then asked her how to catch the ball. It was so sweet! The next one that went to him, he caught it. Everyone clapped and cheered for him. If you haven't guessed yet, the guy had some mental problem. I don't know exactly what he had. He wore tiger striped pants and had a letterman jacket that said "Superfan" on the back. It made me realize that I needed to appreciate the little things in life. I'm really glad he was there to teach me this little lesson in life. I'm kind of sad that I didn't even get a chance to know the guys name.

.Crazy people.

I've met my share of crazy people. I would like to share one of them with you now.

When me and my family went to watch the Lord of the Rings movie, there he was. A big guy probably in his upper 20's sitting by himself. The movie started and everything was fine. A couple minutes go by. The guy starts quoting the movie!! He knew pretty much every line! Sometimes he would even act surprised. For example, " Whoa! Elephants!!!" I think he'd probably seen the movie at least 20 times. Then, to make matters worse, he spilled his drink. If any of you forgot, the floor slants. There was pop everywhere! After that, he kept on quoting the whole movie. Now I can never watch Lord of the Rings without thinking of that guy.

.Lucy.

Lucy. Lucy was a quiet girl. Lucy did her school work and never fought with anyone. Lucy has seven sisters. Kim, Larissa, Jenny, Natalie, Rose, Hillary, and Candace. Her dad died when Lucy was born. Lucy was the youngest. One day, Lucy was walking home. Lucy had to stay after school to take a test. Lucy heard the ambulance and fire trucks. They headed down her road. Lucy ran after them. Lucy saw the smoke before she saw her house. Lucy's home was nothing but a big flame. Lucy could not see her family. The police came over to Lucy. They talked for a long time. Lucy did her school work and never fought with anyone. Lucy was a quiet girl. Lucy.

.Things to do when you're bored.

This is just a little list of things you can do if you have nothing else to do.

• Try to say the alphabet backwards really super fast.
• Read blogs on the internet.
• Sing really loudly and off tune.
• Pretend you are a super spy and dart behind walls and make notes of people.
  
• Hold your breath.
• Get a cardboard box and use your imagination.
  
• Be a gangster rapper and only talk in rhymes.
  
• Make your own back round music.
• Pretend you have a weird twitch.
  
• Talk with a lisp.
  
• See how long you can do a handstand.
• Make up your own language.
  
• Make your own dance move.
• Try to talk without using the letter s.
  
• Laugh. Just do it.
  

.YouTube.

These are my favorite videos on YouTube, in no particular order:

1. Charlie Bit Me
2. Mad TV
3. Russian Singer
4. Paul Hunt Gymnastics
5. Just For Laughs
6. Improv Everywhere
7. Biff's Question Song
8. Larger Than Life Truck Scene
9. America/Britain's Got Talent
10. Any Break Dancing
11. America's Best Dance Crew
12. Pet Star
13. Japanese Pranks
14. Music Videos
15. Free Running
    

.Espanol Anyone?.

My sister Lindsi knows Spanish. It is very neat and/or swell. I thought everyone would like to know some easy phrases. Just the basics of course.

• Hola me llamo ____. : Hello my name is ____. (Sadie) :-D
• Donde esta el bano? : Where is the bathroom?
• De donde eres? : Where are you from?
• Soy de aqui. : I am from here.
  
• Como se dice ____? : How do you say ____?
• Donde estas? : Where are you?
• Cuantos anos tienes? How old are you?
• Tengo dieciseis anos. I am sixteen.
• Cuando es tu cumpleanos? When is your birthday?
• El catorce de Octubre. October 14.
• Donde trabajas? Where do you work?
• Trabajo en la casa. I work at home.
• Adonde vas? Where are you going?
• Voy pa la escuela. I'm going to school.
• Me encanta! : I'm lovin it!

.Andrew's Home!!.

These are some of the reasons I am ecstatic that Andrew is home.

• It is no longer my sole responsibility to annoy the crap out of my brothers.
• I don't have to e-mail him every week anymore.
  
• I missed his dumb jokes.
• I'm not the only girl here anymore.... Oh wait Luke still lives here... ;)
• I miss hearing the guitar while I'm trying to sleep.
• I wont have to milk cows as often.
• We'll have more people when we play board games.
• We get a cake for his birthday.
  
• Luke might not fight with Matthew as much. Maybe...
• I won't have all the responsibility in the house for being the oldest.
• I'll have someone that is somewhat intelligent to talk to.
• I missed his "Not Happy" face.

The main reason I'm so glad he's home is because I love him so much. If any of you did not know, Andrew has been on a mission in Canada. That's pretty much it. Now he is home and all is well.

.These are a few of my Favorite Things!.

Well, I just thought I'd write about my dog Koda. Haha! Gotcha! You really thought I was going to write about my dog you silly goose! O.k. so for reals I'm writing about some of my favorite things.

• Music
• Laughing
• Dancing
• Singing
• Eating Italian Food (especially manicotti! Yum yum!)
  
• Talking
• Sports
• Family
• Friends
• Watching Movies

Things that I don't enjoy so much...

• Listening to my brothers fight
• Yelling
  
• Milking cows
• Cleaning
• History
• Taking the dog out
• Practicing piano (I love playing piano just hate practicing)
• Eating in front of people
• Being by myself
• Not having money

.BWAHAHA!!.

O.k. So the title has pretty much nothing to do with this blog. Well, I guess if you count how random this blog is, then it may have to do with everything this blog is. So that last sentence made no sense whatsoever. Wow, this is probably the worst blog ever. For one, I don't think I've typed anything worth reading in it. Second, I just read through this blog and found out that my number one hypothesis is correct. Well, I think I'll talk about how exciting my life is. Just kidding, I won't because I really don't want to talk about that subject. If ya know what I mean. ;) Haha so instead of doing a smiling wink the first time, I did a frowny wink. Like this. ;( Jeez I'm pretty much hilarious. Bum Bum Be Dum, Bum Bum Be Dum Bum.... Can anyone guess what that song is?? I'll give you ten seconds to guess.......... O.k. if you guessed Umbrella by Rhianna, you pretty much just guessed wrong. If you guessed Double Double This This, you are probably a little messed up in the head. The correct answer is Disturbia by Rhianna. I know none of you guessed this because I have an awesome power called..... Mind readingness. Yes readingness is a real word, look it up. O.k. don't look it up because it's not a real word. I lied. So I think this blog has to come to an end. Sad I know... :'( BWAHAHA!!

.The Candle.

So I wrote this poem in eighth grade and I thought everyone would be delighted to see it so here it is. :)

I lay on my bed,
A pounding in my head.
Drip drop drip drop,
The candle dies, my heart stops.

I stare at the ceiling,
Oh, the secrets I`m concealing.
Drip drop drip drop,
The candle dies, my heart stops.

I`ve seen him before,
And not anymore.
Drip drop drip drop,
The candle dies, my heart stops.

I hold the gun,
It`s almost done.
Drip drop drip drop,
The candle dies, my heart stops.

The bullet sounds,
My heart pounds.
Drip drop drip drop,
The candle dies, his heart stops.

.Bucket List.

Well, ummm, the title says it all. :)

• Go skydiving.
• Star in a movie.
• Face my fear and go swimming with some sharks.
• Go to Paris.
• Learn French. (Or some other awesome language.)
• Win an award.
  
• Watch the Superbowl in real life.
• Learn how to break dance.
• Meet Shia Labeouf.
  
• Travel around the world.

This is just some of the things I want to do. I'll probably come back and add some more when I think of them...

.Pickup Lines.

These are some of the funniest pickup lines I've ever seen!!!

Did you fart? Because you blew me away.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas.
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
Hey I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
If you were the new burger at McDonald's you would be the Mcgorgeous!
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
I know I'm not a grocery item but I can tell when you're checking me out.
Life without you would be like a broken pencil...pointless.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you got "fine" written all over you.
Do you have a Band aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
You look so sweet your givin' me a toothache.
Kiss me if I am wrong, but isn't your name (take a guess)...Bertha??